Post Week 1 Conference Standings/Short Slants

NFC

Green Bay (1-0, 1-0, 1-0) - So much for a transition to the 3-4 defense.
New York (1-0, 1-0, 1-0) - Steve Smith seems to be their new Plaxico.
San Francisco (1-0, 1-0, 1-0) - Jump on the wagon. They're for real.
Seattle (1-0, 1-0, 1-0) - 28-0? Wow! Against St. Louis? Oh.
Dallas (1-0, 1-0, 0-0) - Dallas is entering a T.O.-less Pax Romo-ana!
Philadelphia (1-0, 1-0, 0-0) - A big win with a big loss. Vick time? Ugh!
New Orleans (1-0, 1-0, 0-0) - Brees' stats should be measured in AUs.
Atlanta (1-0, 0-0, 0-0) - Don't expect any kind of slump for Mr. Ryan.
Minnesota (1-0, 0-0, 0-0) - Favre - gunslinger to bullet distribution.

Carolina (0-1, 0-1, 0-0) - Jake is not le (Del)homme in Carolina right now.
Detroit (0-1, 0-1, 0-0) - 0-1's not 0-16. This team has improved.
Tampa Bay (0-1, 0-1, 0-0) - Bucs fans should start thinking draft.
Arizona (0-1, 0-1, 0-1) - Was it just me or did Kurt look old on Sunday?
Chicago (0-1, 0-1, 0-1) - Bears' 1st half: Cutler's worst, Urlacher's '09 last.
St. Louis (0-1, 0-1, 0-1) - The Gateway to the West is at the bottom of it.
Washington (0-1, 0-1, 0-1) - Are the chemistry lacking Skins torn on Zorn?


AFC

Indianapolis (1-0, 1-0, 1-0) - They won, but didn't look like the Indy of old.
New England (1-0, 1-0, 1-0) - At least Brady was Brady in the end.
San Diego (1-0, 1-0, 1-0) - They can't be satisfied with that Monday win.
Baltimore (1-0, 1-0, 0-0) - The Chiefs scaring them has to scare them.
Denver (1-0, 1-0, 0-0) - Mile High Miracle. McDaniels has to feel relieved.
New York (1-0, 1-0, 0-0) - Mark looked good. Not Ryan-esque, but good.
Pittsburgh (1-0, 1-0, 0-0) - No doubt. Big Ben's got some Elway in him.

Cleveland (0-1, 0-0, 0-0) - An offensive TD. The Mighty Quinn is here.
Cincinnati (0-1, 0-1, 0-0) - Only the Bengals could meet that doom.
Houston (0-1, 0-1, 0-0) - The Texans again divorce big expectations.
Miami (0-1, 0-0, 0-0) - More pretender than contender in 2008?
Kansas City (0-1, 0-1, 0-0) - Keep your eyes on the 'maybe ok' Chiefs.
Tennessee (0-1, 0-1, 0-0) - 'Titan' egos subdued by the Terrible Towel.
Buffalo (0-1, 0-1, 0-1) - Cue the opening theme song for the T.O. Show.
Jacksonville (0-1, 0-1, 0-1) - Is there hope in Jaguaruia after a near-win?
Oakland (0-1, 0-1, 0-1) - Is Davis' pact with Satan finally paying off?