Post Week 2 Conference Standings/Short Slants

NFC

New York (2-0, 2-0, 2-0) Beating Dallas in their new stadium was big.
San Francisco (2-0, 2-0, 2-0) Two division games. Two wins. Watch out!
New Orleans (2-0, 2-0, 0-0) So far, the most explosive offense in football.
Atlanta (2-0, 1-0, 1-0) They've embarrassed two 2008 playoff teams.
Minnesota (2-0, 1-0, 1-0) Two dud 1st halves; two dominant 2nd halves.

Green Bay (1-1, 1-0, 1-0) Well, maybe they will have to adjust to the 3-4.
Seattle (1-1, 1-1, 1-1) Hasselbeck's injury may be worse than the loss.
Philadelphia (1-1, 1-1, 0-0) Most questions surround defense, not Kolb.
Dallas (1-1, 1-1, 0-1) How will Tony Romo respond to a bad home outing?
Washington (1-1, 1-1, 0-1) They barely beat the Rams, but 1-1 is 1-1.
Arizona (1-1, 0-1, 0-1) Ah, the Cards that went to the Super Bowl.
Chicago (1-1, 0-1, 0-1) It's early, but that win against Pittsburgh was huge.

Tampa Bay (0-2, 0-1, 0-0) The Bucs will have a top 5 pick next April.
Carolina (0-2, 0-2, 0-1) They looked better in Week 2, but 0-2? Uh-oh.
Detroit (0-2, 0-2, 0-1) An improved team that won Sunday's 1st half.
St. Louis (0-2, 0-2, 0-1) Elated to be in the Sam Bradford sweepstakes.


AFC

Indianapolis (2-0, 2-0, 1-0) Peyton will win with any group of receivers.
New York (2-0, 2-0, 1-0) M-M-M-Mark and the Jets 1st in the AFC East.
Baltimore (2-0, 2-0, 0-0) Two close calls in offensive shootouts. Wierd.
Denver (2-0, 2-0, 0-0) They've beaten two poor teams, but 2-0 is 2-0.

Houston (1-1, 1-1, 1-0) Are these the Texans we've been waiting to see?
San Diego (1-1, 1-1, 1-0) San Diego is behind...Denver...in the AFC West.
New England (1-1, 1-1, 1-1) Repeat of 2007 record is officially impossible.
Oakland (1-1, 1-1, 1-1) Is there a stifling defense living in Oakland.
Pittsburgh (1-1, 1-0, 0-0) Plenty of chances to beat the Bears. But didn't.
Cincinnati (1-1, 0-1, 0-0) Way to bounce back from Week 1's debacle.
Buffalo (1-1, 0-1, 0-1) Buffalo may be significantly better than advertised.

Cleveland (0-2, 0-1, 0-0) Maybe the Browns can draft a defense in April.
Miami (0-2, 0-1, 0-0) They owned the ball on Monday and still lost. Ouch!
Jacksonville (0-2, 0-1, 0-1) 3 months to update your resume, Jack.
Kansas City (0-2, 0-2, 0-1) Almost earned a 2-0 record. Instead? 0-2.
Tennessee (0-2, 0-2, 0-1) The orchestra has fallen silent in the Music City.